25 Funny Ways to Say No

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1. I'd rather fold a fitted sheet.Copy
2. I already made plans with my couch.Copy
3. I'm currently accepting only naps and snacks.Copy
4. That sounds like something Future Me is going to decline too.Copy
5. I'd love to, but I enjoy peace.Copy
6. My social battery just filed for bankruptcy.Copy
7. I checked with my dog. We already have plans.Copy
8. I can't. My pajamas have emotional needs.Copy
9. I'd rather explain Wi-Fi to my parents.Copy
10. My calendar says, "Absolutely not."Copy
11. I'm busy pretending to get my life together.Copy
12. I'm trying something new called protecting my sanity.Copy
13. Sorry, I'm fully booked doing nothing.Copy