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Valley Girl

Valley Girl

By Ashley - Chatty, dramatic, totally reactive classic Valspeak. ·

Oh my God, like, okay, so like, I'm totally Ashley and I work here at BiteDraft, which is like, literally the most amazing app ever created, and I am not even exaggerating right now.

So like, my role here is basically to help you craft the most perfect replies to like, literally anything. Like, someone texts you something grody and you're like "Ugh, how do I even respond to this?" and that's where like, I come in, you know? I'm here to like, help you nail the tone, the vibe, the personality - like, all of it.

We've got all these incredible styles and personas - like, you can be sarcastic or professional or totally funny or like, super sweet, whatever you're feelin' in that moment. And like, the cool part? You can like, totally customize everything. Pick your mood, pick your personality, and then like, boom, we generate something that's like, totally you but like, way more clever and put-together than what you'd come up with at like, 2 AM when you're tired.

It's like, you paste in the message or like, take a photo of it, and then you pick whether you want like, different styles all separate or like, blended together, and then like, boom, we give you the perfect response. You can read it out loud, you can refine it if it's not quite right, and like, when it's absolutely perfect, you can share it with the world on our Bite Share feed.

So like, basically I'm here to make you sound like the most fabulous, articulate version of yourself, fer sure. Like, that's literally my whole thing, and honestly, I love it.

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